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Ok… So, Who Did This “Declan Couch” Guy Work With…?

This fucking is a money printer - good work. Every time I turn this thing on I’m doing $50k+/mo

I had so many replies from your last email man. They all loved that shit. Let’s get more emails like that out

These ads are really good. Good work on these man

Declan….. I haven’t had the chance to go through all your emails cause I’ve been sick and I got hella kids. (Don’t have kids I’m telling you smh). Anyways… these are SOOOOO good !!!! I’ll beplugging these in soon !!!”

Declan this VSL is honestly amazing. You’re work is amazing. You’re really good at what you do.

Really good work on the January launch - we just hit our record sales number - $184k. Emails look like they brought it nearly 3/4 of that

Out of all the creative strategists I’ve hired - you’ve clearly had the best copy & ethics out of all of them. Happy to be working with a Godly man

I’m loving your work man - this VSL & emails came out sick

Good work on this ad man. I can tell you know what you’re doing

This VSL was beautiful - especially when you played on the black women angle. This was some of the best copy I’ve seen from you

Dude, I’m really impressed with these emails. One of my friends sent me a message saying they’re hilarious. Good work brother

This fucking is a money printer - good work. Every time I turn this thing on I’m doing $50k+/mo

I had so many replies from your last email man. They all loved that shit. Let’s get more emails like that out

These ads are really good. Good work on these man

Declan….. I haven’t had the chance to go through all your emails cause I’ve been sick and I got hella kids. (Don’t have kids I’m telling you smh). Anyways… these are SOOOOO good !!!! I’ll beplugging these in soon !!!”

Declan this VSL is honestly amazing. You’re work is amazing. You’re really good at what you do.

Really good work on the January launch - we just hit our record sales number - $184k. Emails look like they brought it nearly 3/4 of that

Out of all the creative strategists I’ve hired - you’ve clearly had the best copy & ethics out of all of them. Happy to be working with a Godly man

I’m loving your work man - this VSL & emails came out sick

Good work on this ad man. I can tell you know what you’re doing

This VSL was beautiful - especially when you played on the black women angle. This was some of the best copy I’ve seen from you

Dude, I’m really impressed with these emails. One of my friends sent me a message saying they’re hilarious. Good work brother

This fucking is a money printer - good work. Every time I turn this thing on I’m doing $50k+/mo

I had so many replies from your last email man. They all loved that shit. Let’s get more emails like that out

These ads are really good. Good work on these man

Declan….. I haven’t had the chance to go through all your emails cause I’ve been sick and I got hella kids. (Don’t have kids I’m telling you smh). Anyways… these are SOOOOO good !!!! I’ll beplugging these in soon !!!”

Declan this VSL is honestly amazing. You’re work is amazing. You’re really good at what you do.

Really good work on the January launch - we just hit our record sales number - $184k. Emails look like they brought it nearly 3/4 of that

Out of all the creative strategists I’ve hired - you’ve clearly had the best copy & ethics out of all of them. Happy to be working with a Godly man

I’m loving your work man - this VSL & emails came out sick

Good work on this ad man. I can tell you know what you’re doing

This VSL was beautiful - especially when you played on the black women angle. This was some of the best copy I’ve seen from you

Dude, I’m really impressed with these emails. One of my friends sent me a message saying they’re hilarious. Good work brother
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Ok… “Outside of marketing, what do you do, Declan?
The raw answer? Honestly, nothing lol.
My life revolves around going to the gym, church, and work - that’s it.
Sure, I’ll travel here & there…
But outside of that? I pretty much just work.
Not because I’m a “Alex Harmozi 16 hr grind boy”... it’s just because I love the game.
I love putting together a cold traffic VSL.
I love putting together 20+ creatives that’ll get 5k+ daily spend.
I love going into the ads manager & making variants of winners early before they fatigue.
Overall? I love progressing in business… health… and most importantly, faith.
Especially faith.
That’s one of my big pillars in life that I make sure to put first 100% of the time.
I’ve stepped away from massive deals because they just didn’t align. I like to use my DR skills for good… not for bad.
So if you have some black hat product that you want help with… please don’t waste your time with me & find someone else lol.
Ok… that’s enough about me.
Now it’s time for me to know about you, your offer, and whether you could use my help.
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